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Post by Nothing Really Matters on Jun 17, 2006 16:36:36 GMT
Will you give a Gyllenboy a pass aswell? Oh,silly you.How can you ask me that?Free passes for every member of the lounge! Of course, you'll all have to help me with that sign..it has to be so big, that we can put it right next to the "H O L L Y W O O D" on that hill. People will take photos and so the news will be spread all over the world. Perfect. Oh yes what a wonderful idea one massive sign, bigger than the Hollywood sign. We can maybe put it up in the middle of the night so no one will notice until the next day.
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Post by amerika on Jun 19, 2006 16:50:23 GMT
Dear Agony Pussy, Is my eternal rage for the "catch 22" of the entertainment industry ever going to subside? I'm beginning to think I wasted 4 years of my life on a degree that will give me nothing but a bald head by the time I'm 40 (hey that's in 15 years... err), and more than a few thousand out of pocket. Woe is me. Yours eternally stressed, Amerika. xx
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Post by Nothing Really Matters on Jun 20, 2006 13:30:14 GMT
My dear Amerika, doors will open and close, don’t look them unless you have a key. If you close the wrong door you may be trapped and no going back. Keep the key safe you may need to open a lock door.
Years of one’s life are not wasted. We learn many important things along this journey, things that can help steer us in the right direction. Find true happiness is what we all wish to achieve, many of us are still looking. Tell me when you found it dear!
Going bald by 40 now that’s not a good look, although you can get some fantasist wigs these days. You could look like me if you wanted. Sit back have a cocktail with me and all will be fine. Good luck in the future, remember Pussy is always here for you.
Take care now dear Pussy.
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Post by amerika on Jun 20, 2006 14:31:17 GMT
hehe thanks pussy.. martini anyone?
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Post by kendra on Jun 23, 2006 3:03:22 GMT
My dear Amerika, doors will open and close, don’t look them unless you have a key. If you close the wrong door you may be trapped and no going back. Keep the key safe you may need to open a lock door. Years of one’s life are not wasted. We learn many important things along this journey, things that can help steer us in the right direction. Find true happiness is what we all wish to achieve, many of us are still looking. Tell me when you found it dear! Going bald by 40 now that’s not a good look, although you can get some fantasist wigs these days. You could look like me if you wanted. Sit back have a cocktail with me and all will be fine. Good luck in the future, remember Pussy is always here for you. Take care now dear Pussy. Nrm, my dear, you're friggin' glamourousy HILARIOUS, I notice a Julie Andrews "presence" or is it just me? in your lovely advice letter for amerika.
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Post by Nothing Really Matters on Jun 23, 2006 19:37:26 GMT
Nrm, my dear, you're friggin' glamourousy HILARIOUS, I notice a Julie Andrews "presence" or is it just me? in your lovely advice letter for amerika.
My dear you are very sweet thank you.
Come on people i want to hear more problems!
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amerika
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Post by amerika on Jun 23, 2006 20:59:42 GMT
definately a spoonful of sugar
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Post by joycedavenport on Jul 6, 2006 14:55:56 GMT
Dear Pussy
I am asking on behalf of a 'friend'. He is in lots of ways a lovely, normal young man but recently he has started to hang out with a bunch of bikers and wear spandex- sometimes red and sometimes orange. I fear for his health and well being- both physical and mental -that spandex looks awfully tight. Please please let me have the benefit of your vast experience (although obviously not directly in relation to the spandex- or maybe I speak too soon?)
Yours
A (very) concerned friend.
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Post by Nothing Really Matters on Jul 7, 2006 19:58:04 GMT
Dear Joyce, Well I dare say I cut a fine figure, although never in spandex! I would rather sever a main artery and bleed out! One advantage of spandex being tight is that it shows off a lot of muscle and you can see a well define figure! I guess sometimes people can’t help it, like your friend, It’s like being a mouth drawn to the light. Your young friend in this case, drawn to the bright colours of spandex. I must say red is much better than orange, less likely to cause a car crash. Having said that, seeing a dashing young man in spandex would make me look twice! My dear I did a little reach search and found this on Wikipedia. Spandex fetishism is a fetishistic attraction to people wearing stretch fabrics or, in certain cases, to the garments themselves. One reason why spandex and other tight fabrics may be fetishised is that the garment forms a "second skin," acting as a fetishistic surrogate for the wearer's own skin. Wearers of skin-tight nylon and cotton spandex garments can appear naked or coated in a shiny or matte substance like paint. The tightness of the garments may also be seen as sexual bondage. Another reason is that nylon-spandex fabric (preferred by many spandex fetishists) is often produced with a very smooth and silk-like finish, which lends a tactile dimension to the fetish - as well as a visual one. Spandex fetishism often involves dressing up in the material, or looking at it worn by sexual partners, or fantasies about wearers of skin-tight spandex garments such as athletes, acrobats, gymnasts, dancers, swimmers and contortionists. Mental problems could be a problem as you can see, but as long as he does not do this all the time, I think it will be okay! Send him my way I’ll sort him out. I’ll get him out of the spandex! Hope this is of some help! Sorry it’s so long! Yours Pussy
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Post by mrsdalloway on Jul 7, 2006 20:30:06 GMT
My dear Pussy, My problem is getting more serious than ever! Because of this period in my life that involved several of exams, for which I have studied my ass off, I kind of missed many things going around here! I didn't have the time to post, I didn't have the time to drool on Jake's biking pictures..WTF?? Where is this goind to lead me?? And on Monday I think I'll be on my way to the seaside,to celebrate my new independant life by getting drunk and dancing naked, so how am I going to contribute to the Jake Watch movie??? I am absolutely worried and I have to find a way to deal with both of my lives until it's too late and I miss one of them...and by that I mean the MOVIE!!!! I so wanted to be apart of that...and I had things to give,god damnit!!!! why oh why did these two major things happen in the same time?....... Please,help.
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Post by gandis on Jul 7, 2006 20:59:42 GMT
See Pussy, Who says Madonna is not educational?
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Post by joycedavenport on Jul 8, 2006 13:07:09 GMT
Thank you Pussy for your spandex advice and information. I feel slightly more comfortable now, and it appears my young friend does too as he has been biking recently 'sans spandex'. I think a lot of his friends are very relieved!
I too have MrsDalloway's problem - I can't quite seem to fit both my lives into the single space time dimension. I look forward eagerly to your -always wonderful- advice.
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Post by Nothing Really Matters on Jul 8, 2006 21:08:55 GMT
My friends MrsDalloway's and Joyce, Oh my dear that is rather sad. I very much suggest you stop taking these exams and strap your computer to your back, that way you will never be apart! What’s a life with qualification if you can’t see Jake! It is a must that you take time to drool over these pictures! Damn the screen’s all wet I can see a thing! Sorry where was I?? Oh yes serious health problem can occur if you don’t have regular drooling over the Gyllenhaal. Vomiting, nausea and convulsions! I suggest you by a mobile phone that has internet, that way you can be always on the move and can keep up with all what’s happening on the net! If not you could get e-mailed updated to your phone and check your mail every hour! Falling Failing that I intent to extend the 24 hour clock to 36 hours a day! Hell i need the extra time! Contribute all you want to the movie my dear, we all get a little lost some of the time don’t worry! You can always e-mail me! Even I don’t know everything, wait what am I saying? I know all, forget that last bit! You will always be apart of the movie and everyone will have a little role, don’t worry. Just have a fab time at the beach dear “getting drunk and dancing naked” is this some sort of voodoo?? You will have time for more contribution, it’s far from over! Hope this helps, Yours truly, Pussy
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Post by mrsdalloway on Jul 9, 2006 9:34:13 GMT
Just have a fab time at the beach dear “getting drunk and dancing naked” is this some sort of voodoo?? Don't know,maybe I'll accidentaly do some of those moves,but without the religious essence ;D The idea is not to have a motif,an essence from time to time. Although I can see myself sleeping and eating like a pig..will see. Thank you,Pussy,I knew that it will be such a comfort to hear from you! I will save some money and I'll buy one of those magnificant mobile phones you've mentioned. But I'm afraid I'll be able to actually buy the thing when Jake Watch: The Movie is out on DVD and video... Ok,now I'll go and look for other pictures of Jake.To assure the drooling part for the days I'll be gone ;D It helped,Pussy!
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Post by zoo on Jul 10, 2006 21:38:56 GMT
Pussy, Pussy, Pussy. I am distraught. My problem is A Big One.
I have developed a most strange disease known as Immunity to Jake in Biking Gear. Try as I might, the recent pictures of His Sexness cycling the Hollywood Hills in brightly coloured tight spandex leave me cold. STONE cold. I thought I experienced a flutter this morning when I discovered HE HAD SHAVED but it barely registered.
What is wrong with me? Am I suffering from Jake Overload? Have I become a Happy Lesbot? Do I need to be sat in front of pictures of Jake in fluffy winterwear on a loop with a machine propping my eyelids open and someone pouring saline into my eyes, like Clockwork Alex?
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