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Post by beskyddaren on Jun 15, 2006 21:16:01 GMT
I think maybe he has the same feelings for me! Oh hun you must tell hime how you fee, send him some love! NRM, I'm confused here... or is it the vodka? Are you saying he maybe has the hots for you?! Oh dear, I cant take this anymore... another Gyllenhaal please! I sent him karma today but who gives a toss anymore... but one karma's coming at your way Pussy right now honey, you're such a good listener!
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Post by Nothing Really Matters on Jun 15, 2006 21:21:17 GMT
My friend is this person a "00" "I sent him karma today but who gives a toss" Oh dear tht is sp sad my friend my heart goes out to you. Pussy is always here for you dahling.
OMG I'm crap at spelling tonight!
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Post by beskyddaren on Jun 15, 2006 21:34:39 GMT
Thanks Pussy, I feel better now. Sigh. Tomorrow's a new day! New Men. A new Jake sighting hopefully. That's something to look forward to.
Do you know this great trick to avoid hang overs? Drink a glass of water before going to bed, it works wonders! I'll do that right now.
Good night y'all!
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Post by Nothing Really Matters on Jun 15, 2006 21:36:22 GMT
Yes my dear that is a fab trick!
Anyone else have any problem AGONY PUSSY is here for you!
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jla
GyllenJack Nasty
If loving Jakey is wrong... I don't wanna be right!!
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Post by jla on Jun 15, 2006 22:18:18 GMT
I have a problem Pussy,
I have been seeing this guy for 2 weeks! He's nice enough and cute enough (he's no Jake of course). But I am not feeling that this could lead to anything long term! Anyway I am a bit horny and I was thinking of letting him enter my "pleasure palace" you know the one located at the center of Leg Lane!! Do you think that makes me a slut?
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Post by gandis on Jun 15, 2006 23:29:15 GMT
Everywhere I go I feel like a heel......gezzz I'm gonna send TBL over here in my stead! She'd know how to handle this.
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Post by kendra on Jun 16, 2006 1:24:46 GMT
Anyway I am a bit horny and I was thinking of letting him enter my "pleasure palace" you know the one located at the center of Leg Lane!! Do you think that makes me a slut? I think that only if you didn't feel any pleasure doing your mattress surfing, but the advisor is Nothing Really Matters anyway
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Post by joycedavenport on Jun 16, 2006 10:03:20 GMT
Actually girls and Simon a doctor friend once told me that the perfect hangover cure is an overnight saline drip. 'Course you need the drip first- maybe you could get one from a secondhand medical supplies store.
Anyway the real reason I dropped in was because I have a terrible confession to make. I hope you will still all speak to me after I tell you. No it's not murder or some really way out sexual deviancy (I have the feeling it would have to be very way out to horrify y'all).
It's ...well, I don't know how to say this but I'm a teetotaller. There -it's out. I feel much better now. It was not always thus- I used to be a party girl but -well- much against my conscious wish I reformed a few years ago (very long story). I didn't have to give up in an AA sort of way it just happened due to lifestyle changes and things.
I hope I can still come to the club and drink non-alcoholic cocktails. Believe me I am crazy without the alcohol. Maybe Simon could create cocktail for me- if that wouldn't be against his principles that is.
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Post by beskyddaren on Jun 16, 2006 10:31:28 GMT
Anyway I am a bit horny and I was thinking of letting him enter my "pleasure palace" you know the one located at the center of Leg Lane!! Do you think that makes me a slut? ;D ;D ;D A slut? HELL no!!! And Joyce: a saline drip? WTF? How handy is that?! ;D It would be uber cool to have a coctail named after you... The bearded lady, yes, where is she?! I miss her crazyness. Or Her Crazyness.
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Post by joycedavenport on Jun 16, 2006 10:49:47 GMT
Yes! 'the Davenport' - it sounds alcoholic - it would be port coloured and tall, cool and sophisticated- just like me.
Make mine a Davenport- shaken not stirred.
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Post by mrsdalloway on Jun 16, 2006 16:30:12 GMT
Oh,pussy, I didn't think it will come to this..but here I am being lame. I have the most passionate desire of eliminating all the Los Angeles girls!I want to see an entirely-men city and at the boarder I want to put a sign with NO WOMEN PERMITTED!! and of course, have free passes for all of us Gyllengirls.
Should I keep the alchoolic cocktails coming?
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Post by Nothing Really Matters on Jun 16, 2006 18:12:21 GMT
I have a problem Pussy, I have been seeing this guy for 2 weeks! He's nice enough and cute enough (he's no Jake of course). But I am not feeling that this could lead to anything long term! Anyway I am a bit horny and I was thinking of letting him enter my "pleasure palace" you know the one located at the center of Leg Lane!! Do you think that makes me a slut? jla,
My dear we are all in need of a little pleasure every now and again! I would say this guy is very lucky, look at you babe your hot. You held off this long! Well done my dear. How long since your last confession???
Well if you let him near your pleasure place, just be sure this is what you really want. And let’s hope he’s not after one thing and leaves you high and dry or should that be wet??? Well if you don’t see this as a long term, that sure as hell does not make you a slut. Just remember you can always picture Jake at the time.
I really think next time you need to give more detail, I’m still confused of which area you wish to be pleasured in!
Hope this is of some help!
Love Pussy
P.S If he is really good send him my way!
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Post by Nothing Really Matters on Jun 16, 2006 19:01:49 GMT
Actually girls and Simon a doctor friend once told me that the perfect hangover cure is an overnight saline drip. 'Course you need the drip first- maybe you could get one from a secondhand medical supplies store. Anyway the real reason I dropped in was because I have a terrible confession to make. I hope you will still all speak to me after I tell you. No it's not murder or some really way out sexual deviancy (I have the feeling it would have to be very way out to horrify y'all). It's ...well, I don't know how to say this but I'm a teetotaller. There -it's out. I feel much better now. It was not always thus- I used to be a party girl but -well- much against my conscious wish I reformed a few years ago (very long story). I didn't have to give up in an AA sort of way it just happened due to lifestyle changes and things. I hope I can still come to the club and drink non-alcoholic cocktails. Believe me I am crazy without the alcohol. Maybe Simon could create cocktail for me- if that wouldn't be against his principles that is. Joyce Davenport Saline drip, why do you think doctors tell you to use it! Cus they do. Maybe a drip of Gin over night might be good! Yes my dear you can still come to the club, it would be fab with you. A cocktail for you! Lets see what we can come up with. Love Pussy
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Post by Nothing Really Matters on Jun 16, 2006 20:59:58 GMT
Oh,pussy, I didn't think it will come to this..but here I am being lame. I have the most passionate desire of eliminating all the Los Angeles girls!I want to see an entirely-men city and at the boarder I want to put a sign with NO WOMEN PERMITTED!! and of course, have free passes for all of us Gyllengirls. Should I keep the alchoolic cocktails coming? My Sweet that would be good, get these bitches out of the way, except for anony that i have listed on Myspace, but i can keep them back. Yes keep those alchoolic cocktails coming and lots of the pussy needs some fluids, she's a little dry. Well if all the women go missing in LA i know nothing of such things! Love Pussy Will you give a Gyllenboy a pass aswell?
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Post by mrsdalloway on Jun 17, 2006 11:16:42 GMT
Will you give a Gyllenboy a pass aswell? Oh,silly you.How can you ask me that?Free passes for every member of the lounge! Of course, you'll all have to help me with that sign..it has to be so big, that we can put it right next to the "H O L L Y W O O D" on that hill. People will take photos and so the news will be spread all over the world. Perfect.
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