Post by ATD on Dec 20, 2006 23:35:03 GMT
Bit of fun with Christmas Tunes – Credit to Twisted Radio.com / Bob Rivers
The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen"
(Parody of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
The restroom door said gentlemen
So I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride
I heard high voices turned and found
The place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
What could be worse
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse?
The restroom door said gentlemen
It must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there
I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace
And smacked me with her bag
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
What can I say?
It was just turning out to be day
The restroom door said gentlemen
And I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had the nerve
To switch the signs
'Cause I got two black eyes
And one high heel up my behind
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
Boy oh boy
No I'll never sit with comfort and joy
Parking Spaces
(Parody of Good King Wenceslas)
Parking space is hard to find
During Christmas season
Looking all around the lot
Some place you can squeeze in
When you finally find a place
You’ll be disappointed
It’s set aside for handicapped
Specially anointed
This one’s marked for compact cars
Not my big rear ender
Some Yugo owner’s shopping cart
Scratched our Caddy’s fender
Egad!
When that Beemer cuts in front
Swerving while you linger
Peace on earth, good will to men
Put down that middle finger
Oh, look! He’s waving at us.
Oh hello my good man. Hello.
Hello. Is he from the yacht club, dear?
I don’t know. He’s signaling something.
No, no, you’re number one. You’re number one.
Oh, how lovely.
Parking space is hard to find
In the Christmas season
All you do is drive around
No one’s ever leavin’
When you finally reach the store
Your heart is filled with sorrow
They kill the lights and lock the doors
Sorry, we’re closed up already.
Try again tomorrow
Oh, please let me in.
Sorry, lady.
But I finally found a parking spot!
Really?
Come again tomorrow
Congratulations!
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The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen"
(Parody of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
The restroom door said gentlemen
So I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride
I heard high voices turned and found
The place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
What could be worse
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse?
The restroom door said gentlemen
It must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there
I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace
And smacked me with her bag
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
What can I say?
It was just turning out to be day
The restroom door said gentlemen
And I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had the nerve
To switch the signs
'Cause I got two black eyes
And one high heel up my behind
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
Boy oh boy
No I'll never sit with comfort and joy
Parking Spaces
(Parody of Good King Wenceslas)
Parking space is hard to find
During Christmas season
Looking all around the lot
Some place you can squeeze in
When you finally find a place
You’ll be disappointed
It’s set aside for handicapped
Specially anointed
This one’s marked for compact cars
Not my big rear ender
Some Yugo owner’s shopping cart
Scratched our Caddy’s fender
Egad!
When that Beemer cuts in front
Swerving while you linger
Peace on earth, good will to men
Put down that middle finger
Oh, look! He’s waving at us.
Oh hello my good man. Hello.
Hello. Is he from the yacht club, dear?
I don’t know. He’s signaling something.
No, no, you’re number one. You’re number one.
Oh, how lovely.
Parking space is hard to find
In the Christmas season
All you do is drive around
No one’s ever leavin’
When you finally reach the store
Your heart is filled with sorrow
They kill the lights and lock the doors
Sorry, we’re closed up already.
Try again tomorrow
Oh, please let me in.
Sorry, lady.
But I finally found a parking spot!
Really?
Come again tomorrow
Congratulations!
Streaming audio at: www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/xmastunes.asp?Var=xqygf&Page=3
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